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Virtually Random
A Litl Nite Musik: *poke poke poke* Hey!! Are you there?
Avery171: Yeah! Hi. Still getting used to the little box popping up.
A Litl Nite Musik: Oh, I know! Once I didn't know I got a message and typed out my whole password for my email account to somebody, so then I had to change all my passwords on every site because I'm security-dumb and make it all the same thing.
Avery171: When I got an email account I stared at it for about an hour, waiting for someone to write me. Then I remembered I hadn't told anyone the name. I was too excited about the whole thing.
A Litl Nite Musik: Ha!
Avery171: So I see you got the letter I sent. I'm really glad you like it.
A Litl Nite Musik: Thaaank youuuu for the present, I love it, I already called them and signed up. I probably sounded like a crazy person.
Avery171: I made sure all the class times would mesh with your work schedule. I had to be sneaky and talk to a few people about that, but it was worth it.
A Litl Nite Musik: You talked to my work people?!
Avery171: The popcorn guy was really helpful! Connor too.
Avery171: Although I don't think Connor had a clue what I was doing.
A Litl Nite Musik: He didn't say anything to me about it, so he's a good secret-keeper. Oh, I signed up for beginning acting. I think improv would be me getting too big for my britches.
A Litl Nite Musik: Or is it breaches? Wait... Breeches?
Avery171: You get to be in a performance for that one. Am I invited to see it? And I think it's britches.
A Litl Nite Musik: They didn't tell me there was a performance! I'll probably get cast as "Old Bag Woman #4".
A Litl Nite Musik: Of course you're invited, IF there's heavy make-up and no cast list, and no way for you to identify me from your seat.
Avery171: No way. You'll be the star.
A Litl Nite Musik: How are things going with you?
Avery171: They're okay, I guess. Apart from work, that is.
A Litl Nite Musik: Did something weird happen? Or is it just sucky
Avery171: This group of people are protesting me working there. They've even made signs and everything.
A Litl Nite Musik: Are you serious?! What kind of people, like Jesus people?
Avery171: Well, one had a cross. But I think they're just anti-vampire people.
A Litl Nite Musik: That's not very EEO
Avery171: What's EEO?
A Litl Nite Musik: Oh um, like equal employment opportunities, legally and all. I wonder when that's going to end up in the Supreme Court.
A Litl Nite Musik: Do they yell or chat?
A Litl Nite Musik: Chant, I meant.
Avery171: I don't think it covers the undead yet. Maybe I can do the whole Mr. Smith Goes to Washington thing. Do you think they'd have a night session>
Avery171: ?
Avery171: They chant, 'dead go home.'
A Litl Nite Musik: Ha!
A Litl Nite Musik: Oh no I meant about the night session! That's horrible what they chant.
A Litl Nite Musik: If you wanted, I could show up with opposing signs and better chants. Even a sandwich board
Avery171: You'd wear a sandwich board for me?
A Litl Nite Musik: Yeah of course
Avery171: That's so sweet. Maybe we can make matching ones.
A Litl Nite Musik: If you have to get another job, I'd hire you! It's conflicting interests, but who cares?
Avery171: Free movies!
A Litl Nite Musik: We need a slogan for our sandwich boards. 'Vampires Are People, Too!'
A Litl Nite Musik: Or um ‘Mind Your Own Freaking Business, Holy Roller!'
Avery171: I like that one. But right now we're denying I'm a vampire. They're bound to find out the truth, though. I'm kind of worried about something else coming out of this.
A Litl Nite Musik: How come they guessed you were one?
Avery171: This guy who had come into the shop a lot had been watching me. And there are reflective surfaces in the store. Honestly, though, I think he was looking for something to do with his time.
A Litl Nite Musik: Just when I thought there was no way to be more discriminated against than a Mexican immigrant woman in a wheelchair, the world goes and proves me wrong.
Avery171: It's weird how being a vampire who doesn't eat people and does honest work would be what gets me noticed.
A Litl Nite Musik: What are you worried will happen, like news crews or something? (Do you have to pay taxes?)
Avery171: Well, apparently I have living relatives out there.
A Litl Nite Musik: ! Cousins or something?
Avery171: Yeah, and maybe even aunts and uncles. The thing is, everyone thinks I was missing, presumed dead.
A Litl Nite Musik: So if they see your picture and recognize you, they would know you're a vampire and freak out?
Avery171: Maybe. I don't know. Or they'd be mad at me.
A Litl Nite Musik: It's not your fault, though. I bet they'd have been more upset if you were turned and paid them a visit.
Avery171: Could you imagine me at a family reunion? 'Oh, no, this isn't punch.'
A Litl Nite Musik: LOL! No, cousin Jimmy, you may not have a sip.
Avery171: That means you're laughing, right? Purity tried to explain all the acronyms to me.
A Litl Nite Musik: Oh, it's 'laugh out loud'
Avery171: Yeah, that was it. I like the sideways faces.
A Litl Nite Musik: :P
A Litl Nite Musik: My, my. He looks kind of suggestive. Either that or mentally challenged.
A Litl Nite Musik: In my head when it does the animation, I make up sounds. He goes, "Bleh bleh bleh bleeeeuuuuuh."
Avery171: Yeah, like that. I should introduce you to Purity, she's cool. She and her Frequent Date Partner went to our fake 80s high school.
A Litl Nite Musik: What does she look like? Or did she look like, at the high school?
Avery171: Kind of choppy dark hair, tall, lanky. Umm...a little tom-boyish I guess. And her FDP is a blonde girl named Clemence.
A Litl Nite Musik: I met Clemence!
Avery171: At the school?
A Litl Nite Musik: In Biology class, we were partners for the condom-cucumber assignment. Oh! Was Purity the one who left the classroom and Ms. Forbes chased after her? Wait you weren't there so you might not know that part.
Avery171: I had a different bio period. Mine hit me in the face. Not the cucumber, the condom.
A Litl Nite Musik: Hehe! I would've liked to see that.
A Litl Nite Musik: Psst, I think that means you were putting it on wrong. But I won't tell anybody.
Avery171: Yeah, well, it's not like I had ever used one before.
Avery171: I mean, uhh
A Litl Nite Musik: Me neither! But mine went on okay. I even left room in the tip for the holy spirit.
Avery171: The holy spirit?
Avery171: That's an interesting term for it
A Litl Nite Musik: What do YOU call it?
Avery171: I don't call it anything!
A Litl Nite Musik: "The Thing That Shall Not Be Named" *ominous orchestral accompaniment*
Avery171: It's not like it's a bad thing or anything, I just never had occasion to call it anything else.
A Litl Nite Musik: I always thought it was weird in Family Life when they would tell you the composition as a deterrent for sexual activity.
Avery171: When I was in school, we got to see vague movies on projectors about the miracle of life, but we had to be married first.
A Litl Nite Musik: There were people married in school? Oh you mean in college?
Avery171: That you had to be married first to experience it. But some people did leave high school to go straight into work or marriage.
A Litl Nite Musik: Isn't it kind-of late if you're already married to learn about the miracle of life? You might have already made the miracle of life on accident, because you gave up on condoms after one hit you in the face.
A Litl Nite Musik: Oh.
Avery171: I don't believe that anymore, though.
A Litl Nite Musik: I can't imagine wanting to get married before you knew if the um... stuff was going to be satisfactory.
Avery171: Well, there was the religion thing too.
A Litl Nite Musik: I don't know this from personal experience, but according to my sister Beatrice, "Not all ____ are created equal." You could pretty much substitute any dirty word in for the blank, and she has said it over dinner.
Avery171: That sounds like a great dinner.
A Litl Nite Musik: I think my grandma was a girl of loose moral character before she got married. There is a perplexing marital timeline.
Avery171: I think I've had to adjust my notion of morals greatly since...well, you know.
A Litl Nite Musik: The 1980s?
Avery171: Being a vampire.
A Litl Nite Musik: You seem very morally upright to me. A lot more than most guys I know.
Avery171: Yeah, I mean, nowadays.
A Litl Nite Musik: Do you know what made you change back?
Avery171: Maybe? There were a lot of things going on in my head.
A Litl Nite Musik: Did you keep journals?
Avery171: Sometimes, off and on.
A Litl Nite Musik: I don't even go to the laundry closet without making a journal entry, which is not very meaningful.
Avery171: I don't really write about what happens, more like what I felt at the time.
A Litl Nite Musik: I'm sorry if I was asking too many questions.
Avery171: It's okay. It wouldn't be fair if I was all secretive with you.
A Litl Nite Musik: I'm not afraid of anything you would say about before, I just wanted you to know that.
Avery171: Thank you. I guess I was a little worried about that.
A Litl Nite Musik: If you ever want to tell me anything, you can and I won't mind at all. I know it probably seems kind-of weird that I just say it wouldn't scare me off, and you might be thinking that I don't know that for sure. But I just think I've seen a lot of scary creatures and you don't seem anything like those.
Avery171: Like Lincoln Park?
A Litl Nite Musik: Yeah! I would've been toast if you hadn't helped me, so why should I be scared of anything around you?
Avery171: I didn't tell you because I didn't want to freak you out, but Grace has tried to kill me a couple of times.
A Litl Nite Musik: Omg, are you serious?
Avery171: Yeah, but not lately.
A Litl Nite Musik: But why did she try to help then? I thought she was a bully but I didn't know she had done that.
Avery171: I don't know. Maybe she felt bad?
A Litl Nite Musik: I thought most vampires couldn't do that! You must've been so freaked!
Avery171: There are some vampires who aren't big fans of me.
A Litl Nite Musik: Do you think they're jealous?
Avery171: What would they be jealous of?
A Litl Nite Musik: Because you are in control and they aren't, maybe?
Avery171: I think they like being out of control, though. At least, this one vampire Thea seems to like it. She bit me, and I can't stand her.
A Litl Nite Musik: She bit you? Why?
Avery171: She doesn't like that I drink only animal blood.
A Litl Nite Musik: Maybe we should just think about them like they're kids in elementary school. Why do they pick on people? Because they are jealous, maybe, or because they don't understand or just think it's important to look tough at somebody else's expense.
A Litl Nite Musik: If you ask me, she's not a very smart vampire! She ought to be grateful you're not her competition!
Avery171: Yeah, I do believe she's lacking upstairs.
A Litl Nite Musik: I'm really sorry that they make it harder for you than it has to be, Avery. I wish I had bigger muscles.
Avery171: Like Popeye?
A Litl Nite Musik: But in a feminine, attractive way!
Avery171: I have lots of good things, though. Like you, and my friends.
A Litl Nite Musik: Anybody who's met you and doesn't want to hug and squeeze you to teeny tiny bits and pieces is mentally deranged, if you want my opinion * has superglue for putting back together after overzealous hugging *
Avery171: Then it's settled, they're all mentally deranged.
A Litl Nite Musik: Straight jackets for everyone!
Avery171: Except us. 'Cuz I like use of my arms.
A Litl Nite Musik: Hey, watch this, I'm going to try to flirt:
A Litl Nite Musik: (I'm putting on my flirting outfit; it has a missing top button)
A Litl Nite Musik: I like the use of your arms, too!
Avery171: Well, I like the use of your...lips.
A Litl Nite Musik: :-*
Avery171: Oh! It's a kissy face.
A Litl Nite Musik: Well, then, maybe next time I see you I'll use them!
Avery171: And I'll use my arms.
A Litl Nite Musik: I don't think I'd kiss that kissy face. Her eyelashes look kind-of like they'd poke you in the face.
Avery171: I'm sure there's someone out there for her, though.
A Litl Nite Musik: Some smiley person with holes already in their face?
Avery171: Yeah, maybe that one with the sunglasses. He has protection.
A Litl Nite Musik: njjjjjjjjjjjjjjb
Avery171: What was that?
A Litl Nite Musik: Sorry! Ivan says hi
Avery171: Didn't think I could make a suggestive joke? Well, I can.
Avery171: Hi, Ivan.
A Litl Nite Musik: Oh! Protection! I just got that.
Avery171: And it's already on his face, so it all works out.
A Litl Nite Musik: LOL! I just had a really dirty thought because of what you just said.
Avery171: You did? What was it?
A Litl Nite Musik: It was reallllllly bad! Did you ever see There's Something About Mary?
Avery171: Yeah, but it was by accident. Why?
A Litl Nite Musik: Look, a bear! * runs by your window in a bear costume *
Avery171: I live in a high rise.
A Litl Nite Musik: Ouch.
Avery171: You don't have to tell me if you're embarrassed, it's just that now I'm running the scenes from the movie in my head.
A Litl Nite Musik: I read your comment a particular way and thought about getting hit in the face by things, and that awkward bathroom scene, only now that I'm remembering I think that was his hair.
Avery171: Ohh. Oh. Well...I don't think that would...occur. Would it? No. Right?
A Litl Nite Musik: Not with AIM smileys probably!
Avery171: No, of course not.
A Litl Nite Musik: Maybe in an anti-gravity chamber!
Avery171: Really odd mental pictures now. Almost as worse as seeing Grace sans pants.
A Litl Nite Musik: Oh my god that was weird! I never thought I'd be that close to a woman's bare butt cheeks!
Avery171: Yeah, I'd rather think about that harpie-thing, to be honest.
A Litl Nite Musik: I actually think that harpie-thing had on underwear.
Avery171: Ha, I think it did.
A Litl Nite Musik: I probably could've gotten to her bite without Grace taking her pants off. I think she just wanted to show us her butt.
Avery171: Well, I could have done without it. I'm just glad I didn't get bitten by something in a weird place.
A Litl Nite Musik: I actually wish it HAD been you!
A Litl Nite Musik: I mean, because it wouldn't be as weird, not because...
A Litl Nite Musik: Well maybe because
A Litl Nite Musik: akjfoaiejfaief !!!!
Avery171: Ivan again?
A Litl Nite Musik: Not that time. My marauding typing fingers.
Avery171: It isn't weird for you to think things like that, you know. At least, I hope it isn't, because maybe sometimes I find my thoughts wandering too.
A Litl Nite Musik: Maybe I was catholic in a former life.
Avery171: My parents were, but...I don't think I ever really believed.
A Litl Nite Musik: When I make 'wink wink nudge nudge' kinds of comments, I feel like the Cool, Sexy People Police are going to arrest me for being an imposter.
Avery171: Your secret is safe with me.
A Litl Nite Musik: I always found the communion wine thing odd. You should ask those protesters if they're catholic, and if so, what makes them so different from you on Sunday mornings.
A Litl Nite Musik: At least you never dipped crackers in it.
Avery171: We never went except for holidays. My parents were always busy.
A Litl Nite Musik: That got kind-of out of context, didn't it?
A Litl Nite Musik: We went to Bible School in summertime because it was cheap daycare but that's it
Avery171: A little. I wonder why they don't want a vampire working at a supernatural-themed bookstore. Who else is gonna take the job, retired grandmothers looking to pick up part-time hours?
A Litl Nite Musik: That's back before my mom was doing daycare on her own, anyway, so after I was 10 we didn't have to go anymore.
A Litl Nite Musik: Maybe after they get fired from being Walmart greeters.
Avery171: My parents weren't big on kids. I mean, they seemed to like me, but they liked to tell me 'stop acting like a child.'
A Litl Nite Musik: Mine seemed to have the opposite problem. They didn't want me to grow up! My grandma kept trying to give me Barbies until I was 13.
Avery171: I got a lot of sports equipment as gifts.
A Litl Nite Musik: They should've given you books and telescopes instead
Avery171: My parents knew the deal, at least. But I had an uncle who was convinced I was the star quarterback or something.
A Litl Nite Musik: You could look cute with those little smudges on your cheeks. Why do they do that? I never understood that.
A Litl Nite Musik: Oh, crap! I've got to jump in the shower before I'm late for work.
Avery171: Okay. I will talk to you later, then. Have fun being assistant-manager-y.
A Litl Nite Musik: Thanks! I'm glad I got to catch up with you. Miss you!
Avery171: Me too! *online kisses*
A Litl Nite Musik: *mwah!*
A Litl Nite Musik: *poke poke poke* Hey!! Are you there?
Avery171: Yeah! Hi. Still getting used to the little box popping up.
A Litl Nite Musik: Oh, I know! Once I didn't know I got a message and typed out my whole password for my email account to somebody, so then I had to change all my passwords on every site because I'm security-dumb and make it all the same thing.
Avery171: When I got an email account I stared at it for about an hour, waiting for someone to write me. Then I remembered I hadn't told anyone the name. I was too excited about the whole thing.
A Litl Nite Musik: Ha!
Avery171: So I see you got the letter I sent. I'm really glad you like it.
A Litl Nite Musik: Thaaank youuuu for the present, I love it, I already called them and signed up. I probably sounded like a crazy person.
Avery171: I made sure all the class times would mesh with your work schedule. I had to be sneaky and talk to a few people about that, but it was worth it.
A Litl Nite Musik: You talked to my work people?!
Avery171: The popcorn guy was really helpful! Connor too.
Avery171: Although I don't think Connor had a clue what I was doing.
A Litl Nite Musik: He didn't say anything to me about it, so he's a good secret-keeper. Oh, I signed up for beginning acting. I think improv would be me getting too big for my britches.
A Litl Nite Musik: Or is it breaches? Wait... Breeches?
Avery171: You get to be in a performance for that one. Am I invited to see it? And I think it's britches.
A Litl Nite Musik: They didn't tell me there was a performance! I'll probably get cast as "Old Bag Woman #4".
A Litl Nite Musik: Of course you're invited, IF there's heavy make-up and no cast list, and no way for you to identify me from your seat.
Avery171: No way. You'll be the star.
A Litl Nite Musik: How are things going with you?
Avery171: They're okay, I guess. Apart from work, that is.
A Litl Nite Musik: Did something weird happen? Or is it just sucky
Avery171: This group of people are protesting me working there. They've even made signs and everything.
A Litl Nite Musik: Are you serious?! What kind of people, like Jesus people?
Avery171: Well, one had a cross. But I think they're just anti-vampire people.
A Litl Nite Musik: That's not very EEO
Avery171: What's EEO?
A Litl Nite Musik: Oh um, like equal employment opportunities, legally and all. I wonder when that's going to end up in the Supreme Court.
A Litl Nite Musik: Do they yell or chat?
A Litl Nite Musik: Chant, I meant.
Avery171: I don't think it covers the undead yet. Maybe I can do the whole Mr. Smith Goes to Washington thing. Do you think they'd have a night session>
Avery171: ?
Avery171: They chant, 'dead go home.'
A Litl Nite Musik: Ha!
A Litl Nite Musik: Oh no I meant about the night session! That's horrible what they chant.
A Litl Nite Musik: If you wanted, I could show up with opposing signs and better chants. Even a sandwich board
Avery171: You'd wear a sandwich board for me?
A Litl Nite Musik: Yeah of course
Avery171: That's so sweet. Maybe we can make matching ones.
A Litl Nite Musik: If you have to get another job, I'd hire you! It's conflicting interests, but who cares?
Avery171: Free movies!
A Litl Nite Musik: We need a slogan for our sandwich boards. 'Vampires Are People, Too!'
A Litl Nite Musik: Or um ‘Mind Your Own Freaking Business, Holy Roller!'
Avery171: I like that one. But right now we're denying I'm a vampire. They're bound to find out the truth, though. I'm kind of worried about something else coming out of this.
A Litl Nite Musik: How come they guessed you were one?
Avery171: This guy who had come into the shop a lot had been watching me. And there are reflective surfaces in the store. Honestly, though, I think he was looking for something to do with his time.
A Litl Nite Musik: Just when I thought there was no way to be more discriminated against than a Mexican immigrant woman in a wheelchair, the world goes and proves me wrong.
Avery171: It's weird how being a vampire who doesn't eat people and does honest work would be what gets me noticed.
A Litl Nite Musik: What are you worried will happen, like news crews or something? (Do you have to pay taxes?)
Avery171: Well, apparently I have living relatives out there.
A Litl Nite Musik: ! Cousins or something?
Avery171: Yeah, and maybe even aunts and uncles. The thing is, everyone thinks I was missing, presumed dead.
A Litl Nite Musik: So if they see your picture and recognize you, they would know you're a vampire and freak out?
Avery171: Maybe. I don't know. Or they'd be mad at me.
A Litl Nite Musik: It's not your fault, though. I bet they'd have been more upset if you were turned and paid them a visit.
Avery171: Could you imagine me at a family reunion? 'Oh, no, this isn't punch.'
A Litl Nite Musik: LOL! No, cousin Jimmy, you may not have a sip.
Avery171: That means you're laughing, right? Purity tried to explain all the acronyms to me.
A Litl Nite Musik: Oh, it's 'laugh out loud'
Avery171: Yeah, that was it. I like the sideways faces.
A Litl Nite Musik: :P
A Litl Nite Musik: My, my. He looks kind of suggestive. Either that or mentally challenged.
A Litl Nite Musik: In my head when it does the animation, I make up sounds. He goes, "Bleh bleh bleh bleeeeuuuuuh."
Avery171: Yeah, like that. I should introduce you to Purity, she's cool. She and her Frequent Date Partner went to our fake 80s high school.
A Litl Nite Musik: What does she look like? Or did she look like, at the high school?
Avery171: Kind of choppy dark hair, tall, lanky. Umm...a little tom-boyish I guess. And her FDP is a blonde girl named Clemence.
A Litl Nite Musik: I met Clemence!
Avery171: At the school?
A Litl Nite Musik: In Biology class, we were partners for the condom-cucumber assignment. Oh! Was Purity the one who left the classroom and Ms. Forbes chased after her? Wait you weren't there so you might not know that part.
Avery171: I had a different bio period. Mine hit me in the face. Not the cucumber, the condom.
A Litl Nite Musik: Hehe! I would've liked to see that.
A Litl Nite Musik: Psst, I think that means you were putting it on wrong. But I won't tell anybody.
Avery171: Yeah, well, it's not like I had ever used one before.
Avery171: I mean, uhh
A Litl Nite Musik: Me neither! But mine went on okay. I even left room in the tip for the holy spirit.
Avery171: The holy spirit?
Avery171: That's an interesting term for it
A Litl Nite Musik: What do YOU call it?
Avery171: I don't call it anything!
A Litl Nite Musik: "The Thing That Shall Not Be Named" *ominous orchestral accompaniment*
Avery171: It's not like it's a bad thing or anything, I just never had occasion to call it anything else.
A Litl Nite Musik: I always thought it was weird in Family Life when they would tell you the composition as a deterrent for sexual activity.
Avery171: When I was in school, we got to see vague movies on projectors about the miracle of life, but we had to be married first.
A Litl Nite Musik: There were people married in school? Oh you mean in college?
Avery171: That you had to be married first to experience it. But some people did leave high school to go straight into work or marriage.
A Litl Nite Musik: Isn't it kind-of late if you're already married to learn about the miracle of life? You might have already made the miracle of life on accident, because you gave up on condoms after one hit you in the face.
A Litl Nite Musik: Oh.
Avery171: I don't believe that anymore, though.
A Litl Nite Musik: I can't imagine wanting to get married before you knew if the um... stuff was going to be satisfactory.
Avery171: Well, there was the religion thing too.
A Litl Nite Musik: I don't know this from personal experience, but according to my sister Beatrice, "Not all ____ are created equal." You could pretty much substitute any dirty word in for the blank, and she has said it over dinner.
Avery171: That sounds like a great dinner.
A Litl Nite Musik: I think my grandma was a girl of loose moral character before she got married. There is a perplexing marital timeline.
Avery171: I think I've had to adjust my notion of morals greatly since...well, you know.
A Litl Nite Musik: The 1980s?
Avery171: Being a vampire.
A Litl Nite Musik: You seem very morally upright to me. A lot more than most guys I know.
Avery171: Yeah, I mean, nowadays.
A Litl Nite Musik: Do you know what made you change back?
Avery171: Maybe? There were a lot of things going on in my head.
A Litl Nite Musik: Did you keep journals?
Avery171: Sometimes, off and on.
A Litl Nite Musik: I don't even go to the laundry closet without making a journal entry, which is not very meaningful.
Avery171: I don't really write about what happens, more like what I felt at the time.
A Litl Nite Musik: I'm sorry if I was asking too many questions.
Avery171: It's okay. It wouldn't be fair if I was all secretive with you.
A Litl Nite Musik: I'm not afraid of anything you would say about before, I just wanted you to know that.
Avery171: Thank you. I guess I was a little worried about that.
A Litl Nite Musik: If you ever want to tell me anything, you can and I won't mind at all. I know it probably seems kind-of weird that I just say it wouldn't scare me off, and you might be thinking that I don't know that for sure. But I just think I've seen a lot of scary creatures and you don't seem anything like those.
Avery171: Like Lincoln Park?
A Litl Nite Musik: Yeah! I would've been toast if you hadn't helped me, so why should I be scared of anything around you?
Avery171: I didn't tell you because I didn't want to freak you out, but Grace has tried to kill me a couple of times.
A Litl Nite Musik: Omg, are you serious?
Avery171: Yeah, but not lately.
A Litl Nite Musik: But why did she try to help then? I thought she was a bully but I didn't know she had done that.
Avery171: I don't know. Maybe she felt bad?
A Litl Nite Musik: I thought most vampires couldn't do that! You must've been so freaked!
Avery171: There are some vampires who aren't big fans of me.
A Litl Nite Musik: Do you think they're jealous?
Avery171: What would they be jealous of?
A Litl Nite Musik: Because you are in control and they aren't, maybe?
Avery171: I think they like being out of control, though. At least, this one vampire Thea seems to like it. She bit me, and I can't stand her.
A Litl Nite Musik: She bit you? Why?
Avery171: She doesn't like that I drink only animal blood.
A Litl Nite Musik: Maybe we should just think about them like they're kids in elementary school. Why do they pick on people? Because they are jealous, maybe, or because they don't understand or just think it's important to look tough at somebody else's expense.
A Litl Nite Musik: If you ask me, she's not a very smart vampire! She ought to be grateful you're not her competition!
Avery171: Yeah, I do believe she's lacking upstairs.
A Litl Nite Musik: I'm really sorry that they make it harder for you than it has to be, Avery. I wish I had bigger muscles.
Avery171: Like Popeye?
A Litl Nite Musik: But in a feminine, attractive way!
Avery171: I have lots of good things, though. Like you, and my friends.
A Litl Nite Musik: Anybody who's met you and doesn't want to hug and squeeze you to teeny tiny bits and pieces is mentally deranged, if you want my opinion * has superglue for putting back together after overzealous hugging *
Avery171: Then it's settled, they're all mentally deranged.
A Litl Nite Musik: Straight jackets for everyone!
Avery171: Except us. 'Cuz I like use of my arms.
A Litl Nite Musik: Hey, watch this, I'm going to try to flirt:
A Litl Nite Musik: (I'm putting on my flirting outfit; it has a missing top button)
A Litl Nite Musik: I like the use of your arms, too!
Avery171: Well, I like the use of your...lips.
A Litl Nite Musik: :-*
Avery171: Oh! It's a kissy face.
A Litl Nite Musik: Well, then, maybe next time I see you I'll use them!
Avery171: And I'll use my arms.
A Litl Nite Musik: I don't think I'd kiss that kissy face. Her eyelashes look kind-of like they'd poke you in the face.
Avery171: I'm sure there's someone out there for her, though.
A Litl Nite Musik: Some smiley person with holes already in their face?
Avery171: Yeah, maybe that one with the sunglasses. He has protection.
A Litl Nite Musik: njjjjjjjjjjjjjjb
Avery171: What was that?
A Litl Nite Musik: Sorry! Ivan says hi
Avery171: Didn't think I could make a suggestive joke? Well, I can.
Avery171: Hi, Ivan.
A Litl Nite Musik: Oh! Protection! I just got that.
Avery171: And it's already on his face, so it all works out.
A Litl Nite Musik: LOL! I just had a really dirty thought because of what you just said.
Avery171: You did? What was it?
A Litl Nite Musik: It was reallllllly bad! Did you ever see There's Something About Mary?
Avery171: Yeah, but it was by accident. Why?
A Litl Nite Musik: Look, a bear! * runs by your window in a bear costume *
Avery171: I live in a high rise.
A Litl Nite Musik: Ouch.
Avery171: You don't have to tell me if you're embarrassed, it's just that now I'm running the scenes from the movie in my head.
A Litl Nite Musik: I read your comment a particular way and thought about getting hit in the face by things, and that awkward bathroom scene, only now that I'm remembering I think that was his hair.
Avery171: Ohh. Oh. Well...I don't think that would...occur. Would it? No. Right?
A Litl Nite Musik: Not with AIM smileys probably!
Avery171: No, of course not.
A Litl Nite Musik: Maybe in an anti-gravity chamber!
Avery171: Really odd mental pictures now. Almost as worse as seeing Grace sans pants.
A Litl Nite Musik: Oh my god that was weird! I never thought I'd be that close to a woman's bare butt cheeks!
Avery171: Yeah, I'd rather think about that harpie-thing, to be honest.
A Litl Nite Musik: I actually think that harpie-thing had on underwear.
Avery171: Ha, I think it did.
A Litl Nite Musik: I probably could've gotten to her bite without Grace taking her pants off. I think she just wanted to show us her butt.
Avery171: Well, I could have done without it. I'm just glad I didn't get bitten by something in a weird place.
A Litl Nite Musik: I actually wish it HAD been you!
A Litl Nite Musik: I mean, because it wouldn't be as weird, not because...
A Litl Nite Musik: Well maybe because
A Litl Nite Musik: akjfoaiejfaief !!!!
Avery171: Ivan again?
A Litl Nite Musik: Not that time. My marauding typing fingers.
Avery171: It isn't weird for you to think things like that, you know. At least, I hope it isn't, because maybe sometimes I find my thoughts wandering too.
A Litl Nite Musik: Maybe I was catholic in a former life.
Avery171: My parents were, but...I don't think I ever really believed.
A Litl Nite Musik: When I make 'wink wink nudge nudge' kinds of comments, I feel like the Cool, Sexy People Police are going to arrest me for being an imposter.
Avery171: Your secret is safe with me.
A Litl Nite Musik: I always found the communion wine thing odd. You should ask those protesters if they're catholic, and if so, what makes them so different from you on Sunday mornings.
A Litl Nite Musik: At least you never dipped crackers in it.
Avery171: We never went except for holidays. My parents were always busy.
A Litl Nite Musik: That got kind-of out of context, didn't it?
A Litl Nite Musik: We went to Bible School in summertime because it was cheap daycare but that's it
Avery171: A little. I wonder why they don't want a vampire working at a supernatural-themed bookstore. Who else is gonna take the job, retired grandmothers looking to pick up part-time hours?
A Litl Nite Musik: That's back before my mom was doing daycare on her own, anyway, so after I was 10 we didn't have to go anymore.
A Litl Nite Musik: Maybe after they get fired from being Walmart greeters.
Avery171: My parents weren't big on kids. I mean, they seemed to like me, but they liked to tell me 'stop acting like a child.'
A Litl Nite Musik: Mine seemed to have the opposite problem. They didn't want me to grow up! My grandma kept trying to give me Barbies until I was 13.
Avery171: I got a lot of sports equipment as gifts.
A Litl Nite Musik: They should've given you books and telescopes instead
Avery171: My parents knew the deal, at least. But I had an uncle who was convinced I was the star quarterback or something.
A Litl Nite Musik: You could look cute with those little smudges on your cheeks. Why do they do that? I never understood that.
A Litl Nite Musik: Oh, crap! I've got to jump in the shower before I'm late for work.
Avery171: Okay. I will talk to you later, then. Have fun being assistant-manager-y.
A Litl Nite Musik: Thanks! I'm glad I got to catch up with you. Miss you!
Avery171: Me too! *online kisses*
A Litl Nite Musik: *mwah!*